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September122014

ironicallysayingswaggie:

philsandifer:

skalja:

  • Favorite thing about this scene: the Doctor acknowledging his part in sending a companion mixed signals instead of blaming their response to his signals on irrational human-ness (and femaleness). Now go back and say this to Martha, Doctor, preferably with an actual “I’m sorry.”
  • Least favorite thing about this scene: fandom missing the point and continuing to insist that Clara’s a horrible shallow person who just wanted Eleven to be her boyfriend and dislikes Twelve because of that

Overture to a post. 

i think im in love with this

(Source: storybrookewinchesters, via cumberlocked221)

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9PM

sixpenceee:

Alma is a creepy short film that is about 5 minutes long. It’s about a adorable little girl, who finds a doll that looks just like her in an abandoned store. I’m not going to spoil it for you, but this short film was disturbingly amazing. (Watch it here) (Masterpost of creepy short films)

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1AM

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

(via mephistos-cafe-lattes)

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September112014

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: SOUTH AFRICA

Clinging haphazardly to the jagged sides of the Drakensberg escarpment, the South African Institute for Witches and Wizards is an impressive conglomeration of architectural wonder and eccentric contraptions that keep the sprawling institute welded to the steep slopes of the mountains. Many say roaming the institute is an arduous test of one’s stamina as the primarily vertical layout of the institute relies on a plethora of stairs to navigate (luckily it has gotten better after the restriction on the indoor use of broomsticks was lifted). Over centuries, many pockets of shallow caves have been dug out and furnished by students who like to spend their free time observing the vast landscape before them from high up in the mountainside. The student population supplies much of the profits for Mava’s Zoomtastic Glasses, which is a popular accessory for observing the abundance of wildlife that roam the lands.

(via daenerysbeauty)

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10PM

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

(via abesottedlass)

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12AM

jinny-thekisaragi:

"Why was I chosen?" Part 1 of ?

So I finally decided to upload this comic in 2 or more parts. This takes place before Lucifer fell and Michael was someone that fledgelings and other angels could confide in.

Stay tuned for Michael’s older brother wisdom!

(via constantlycomic)

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12AM

steeverogers:

if non science majors can take bullshit classes like the ‘chemistry of baking’ where they sit in a kitchen and play with cakes and cookies, why am I required to take serious english classes that require essays after essays

Because (as some who graduated with chemistry) I’d rather some non-major not accidentally kill us in their laboratory portion of the class. We had these sorts of classes and they still managed to blow a hole in a fume hood and cause an evacuation of our building. People who can’t figure out water displacement should barely be allowed around baking soda let alone actual lab equipment. At least with english the chances of death are slimmer.

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September102014 5945
9PM

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

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September92014

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via iworkinthecomicbookshop)

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6AM

calibreon:

shaq-stoned:

look at this nice dog

That’s a cat.

(Source: onlylolgifs, via achievementhuntinginthetardis)

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6AM
lunalovegood2:

No, you’re really not because I’m the last of my species and I know how it sits in a heart. So don’t insult me.

lunalovegood2:

No, you’re really not because I’m the last of my species and I know how it sits in a heart. So don’t insult me.

(via achievementhuntinginthetardis)

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