September262014

vidreebro:

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

someone’s getting coal this year

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September252014
sixpenceee:

Here is a list of found footage tapes (from movies or posted on youtube) and creepy videos. Not all of these are real, of course. 
In the Woods: Last footage of a guy walking in the woods. He begins to hear growling sounds. These sounds seem like they are from a human-animal hybrid in pain. At the end something pops out of the bushes, and he runs away. 
No Thorough Road: Video of a group of boys driving around, when odd things begin to occur. Horrifying things that they first treat as a joke but then begin to get genuinely scared about. 
Indonesian Ghost Tuyul: Footage of a ghost that can only be seen by one person at a time. Two dudes are playing the guitar when and do not sense the tuyul lurking around them. 
Paris Catacombs: Found footage of a guy who was lost in the never ending halls of the Paris catacombs. Some suspect that something else was down there with him. 
Ghost of Henry VII: Found on a security tape is the ghost of Henry VII in Hampton Court. You can make out his apparition floating through the doors. 
V.H.S: A horror film in a found footage style video. They are terrifying and is something I recommend to watch in the dark at 12 a.m 
Slenderman: An enormous stick like figure found climbing the buildings in Russia. Many link it to the urban legend of slender man.
Imaginary Friends: A father decides to play hide and seek with his daughter, but it seems like there’s a third identified player involved. 
The Rake: Some humanoid creature is found climbing around the roof of a man. Needless to say he is extremely creeped out. 
Japanese Haunted Hospital: Part of a Japanese t.v show, in a “found footage” style of the spirits that lurk around a long dead abandoned hospital 
The horror doesn’t stop here. Check out this masterpost of more creepy lists and short films. 

sixpenceee:

Here is a list of found footage tapes (from movies or posted on youtube) and creepy videos. Not all of these are real, of course. 

  1. In the Woods: Last footage of a guy walking in the woods. He begins to hear growling sounds. These sounds seem like they are from a human-animal hybrid in pain. At the end something pops out of the bushes, and he runs away. 
  2. No Thorough Road: Video of a group of boys driving around, when odd things begin to occur. Horrifying things that they first treat as a joke but then begin to get genuinely scared about. 
  3. Indonesian Ghost TuyulFootage of a ghost that can only be seen by one person at a time. Two dudes are playing the guitar when and do not sense the tuyul lurking around them. 
  4. Paris Catacombs: Found footage of a guy who was lost in the never ending halls of the Paris catacombs. Some suspect that something else was down there with him. 
  5. Ghost of Henry VIIFound on a security tape is the ghost of Henry VII in Hampton Court. You can make out his apparition floating through the doors. 
  6. V.H.S: A horror film in a found footage style video. They are terrifying and is something I recommend to watch in the dark at 12 a.m 
  7. SlendermanAn enormous stick like figure found climbing the buildings in Russia. Many link it to the urban legend of slender man.
  8. Imaginary Friends: A father decides to play hide and seek with his daughter, but it seems like there’s a third identified player involved. 
  9. The Rake: Some humanoid creature is found climbing around the roof of a man. Needless to say he is extremely creeped out. 
  10. Japanese Haunted Hospital: Part of a Japanese t.v show, in a “found footage” style of the spirits that lurk around a long dead abandoned hospital 

The horror doesn’t stop here. Check out this masterpost of more creepy lists and short films. 

(via sixpenceee)

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3PM
johntgonzales:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.


fucking worse he’s from texas

johntgonzales:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

fucking worse he’s from texas

(Source: memecenterz, via yourfictionmyreality)

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3AM 737
12AM

colorsofsocialjustice:

So far, since Emma’s speech broke out: 

  • Feminists made a hoax about her to silence 4chan
  • Feminists bash her for mentioning men in her speech. 
  • Feminists disapprove that a “boring cis white woman” is speaking about their movement.

The people she’s trying to fight for are fighting against her. I hope she sees this and learn the real reason why some people don’t want to be associated with feminists. 

-Indigo 

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September242014

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

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4AM

socialjusticekoolaid:

HAPPENING NOW (9.24.14): The situation in Ferguson is escalating quickly. Protests continue, following this morning’s burning of a Mike Brown memorial, and another frustrating Ferguson City Council meeting.Looks like the same “antagonize over de-escalate” tactics are back online. Prayers to all those out in the street of Ferguson right now fighting for their right to exist. #staywoke #farfromover (PT IPT IIPT III)  

Bringing back the dogs, choppers, charging the crowd, attempting to bottleneck protesters into an area, AND live shots possible fired into the crowd… what the ever-living fuck is Ferguson PD trying to do?! We’re a month and a half into this saga, and they still don’t know how to de-escalate a situation. Pray y’all. That might be all we got right now.

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4AM

"I always check the bibles for these things …"

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September232014
kaijuborn:

Movies:
Nightmare before ChristmasCorpse brideThe Addams familyThe Addams family valueSweeny ToddScooby DooScooby Doo 2Monsters Inc.Monsters UniversityBeetlejuiceGhostbustersGhostbusters IIParaNormanFrankenweenieSleepy HollowIt’s the great pumpkin, Charlie BrownDark ShadowsCasperUnder wrapsDon’t look under the bedMad monster partyThe worst witchHalloweentownHalloweentown IIHalloweentown HighYoung FrankensteinClueGremlinsPractical magicThe Rocky Horror Picture ShowHaunted mansionLittle vampireLittle NickyCoralineHotel Transylvania
Shows and Halloween specials:
Ruby GloomPhineas and Ferb 1 | 2 | 3Simpsons 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 Lilo and StitchAmerican Dragon: Jake LongKim PossibleDanny Phantom
Recipes:
Iced pumpkin cookiesMini pumpkin swirl cheesecakesPerfect pumpkin pieNo bake spiderweb cheesecakePumpkin cinnamon bunsOrange and black cupcakesSpiderweb tutorial for cupcakes, cookies and browniesButterbeerButterbeer cupcakesCauldron cakesChocolate fudge cake with ghost maringuesFrankenstein marshmallow popsNo bake pumpkin spice cookie ballsCaramel apple cinnamon rollsThe ultimate Halloween spooktacular roundupPumpkin mousseOrange pumpkin pancakesHalloween candy buffetDIY Halloween candyCandy applesHomemade cotton candy25 sweet and salty Halloween snacks
Playlists:
RocktoberDevil’s swingCome little childrenUp after midnightDid you hear that?ManhuntBilly where are you, Billy? Is that you?EVERYBODY SCREAM!The chills
Decorations:
DIY pumpkin candlesIndoors Halloween decorations30 DIY decorations for HalloweenCanning jar lid pumpkinDecorating with autumn leavesCheap Halloween decorationsBest Halloween decorationsHalloween crafts for kidsQuick and inexpensive Halloween decorations50 Halloween decorating ideas

kaijuborn:

Movies:

Nightmare before Christmas
Corpse bride
The Addams family
The Addams family value
Sweeny Todd
Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo 2
Monsters Inc.
Monsters University
Beetlejuice
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters II
ParaNorman
Frankenweenie
Sleepy Hollow
It’s the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Dark Shadows
Casper
Under wraps
Don’t look under the bed
Mad monster party
The worst witch
Halloweentown
Halloweentown II
Halloweentown High
Young Frankenstein
Clue
Gremlins
Practical magic
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Haunted mansion
Little vampire
Little Nicky
Coraline
Hotel Transylvania

Shows and Halloween specials:

Ruby Gloom
Phineas and Ferb 1 | 2 | 3
Simpsons 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 
Lilo and Stitch
American Dragon: Jake Long
Kim Possible
Danny Phantom

Recipes:

Iced pumpkin cookies
Mini pumpkin swirl cheesecakes
Perfect pumpkin pie
No bake spiderweb cheesecake
Pumpkin cinnamon buns
Orange and black cupcakes
Spiderweb tutorial for cupcakes, cookies and brownies
Butterbeer
Butterbeer cupcakes
Cauldron cakes
Chocolate fudge cake with ghost maringues
Frankenstein marshmallow pops
No bake pumpkin spice cookie balls
Caramel apple cinnamon rolls
The ultimate Halloween spooktacular roundup
Pumpkin mousse
Orange pumpkin pancakes
Halloween candy buffet
DIY Halloween candy
Candy apples
Homemade cotton candy
25 sweet and salty Halloween snacks

Playlists:

Rocktober
Devil’s swing
Come little children
Up after midnight
Did you hear that?
Manhunt
Billy where are you, Billy? Is that you?
EVERYBODY SCREAM!
The chills

Decorations:

DIY pumpkin candles
Indoors Halloween decorations
30 DIY decorations for Halloween
Canning jar lid pumpkin
Decorating with autumn leaves
Cheap Halloween decorations
Best Halloween decorations
Halloween crafts for kids
Quick and inexpensive Halloween decorations
50 Halloween decorating ideas

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2PM
stomachachesfrank:

perchancetodance:

i’m so sorry i just need to organize my reference tag so warning for long post and organization system that only makes sense to me
writing
names, dead languages, ancient cultures
99 ways to beat writers block
remember to deal with criticism
advice for writers vid
character bios
eye colors
writing prompt generators
naming things
character flaws
things to research
types of crying
rare words
injuries
format manuscript
can’t find the right word?
stop procrastinating
best apps for writers
online whiteboard
possible fanfic aus
(kind of) synonyms for said
character development worksheet
words
more words
even more words
writing resource masterpost
british vs. american english
surnames masterpost
character development chart
emotions vocabulary
things i’d put under writing references but aren’t actually specifically for writing
monsters
simple noble ranking thing
traditional japanese outfits
palm reading
palm reading 2
guns
ships (like ones on the sea not otps)
holding knives
knife blades
different kinds of knives
use for a plastic knife
fictional world generator
deterioration of the human body
movies/shows
movies for the nights you can’t sleep masterpost
version of romeo and juliet that sounds hella rad
pushing daisies
2013 movies
movie night masterpost
british tv
food
mug cookie tutorial
pastry folding 101
tomato basil pasta
mug recipes
fruit roll ups
desserts
kawaii holiday cookies
citrus gingerbread tree cookies
gingerbread stars
cookies
candy meth
apple pie in apple
pretty cakes
chocolate
pumpkin spice everything dear lord
pimp that snack
grilled banana nutella sandwich
cute food things
the science of chocolate chip cookies 
cute raspberry chocolate thing
beauty
how to cover up tattoos
game of thrones hairdos
beauty tips
homemade conditioners
diys
sugar scrub
makeup tips masterpost
spoons
face lighting? idk
burned paper nails
diy crayola lipstick
christmas tree nails
kool aid lip stain
eyeliner styles
more eyeliner style things
dry nail polish fast
health
hiv morning after pill
exercise like a superhero
period cramps
tone the lower stomach
free condoms
for sore throats
ginger tea cider
college/education/school
college survival masterpost
survive finals
college life hacks
reminder
educational websites
mit college courses
music
the best of whatever artist
british bands
arctic monkeys downloads
find new bands
make good music better
sounds
soundrown
art
shoulders
perspective
noses
paint tool sai
mouths
lots of tutorials
lips
get rid of art block
drawing lips with the help of beans
perspective thing in photoshop
adobe creative suite
typography
combining fonts
typography masterpost
fonts
more fonts
even more fonts
sewing/clothes
skirt sewing tutorials
shoe names infographic
visual coat glossary
taking measurements
visual skirt glossary
dress necklines (other guides in caption)
8 foot giant squid
diy draped vest
bra fitting
men’s suit fit with bonus tom hiddleston
make your own dress form
clothing life hacks
fix pilling
languages
swear in lots of languages
learn to read korean
why english is dumb
language of the fan
military sign language
cuss in french
nice words
communication
line (skype on steroids)
synaptop
personality things
myers briggs personality and characters
aura color
lots of personality tests
important things
how to find your dog
alternatives to leaving dogs at the pound
worst case scenarios masterpost
keys in the hand
for when you’re sad
break out of zip tie handcuffs
what to do when stopped by police
bleeding and don’t have a band aid?
vital strike points
how to tell if someone’s lying
how to tape hands for a fight
just click this
survive the apocalypse
being an adult
becoming an adult cheat sheet
balancing a checkbook
getting an apartment
buy the things
free shipping omg
eyeshadow with funny names
general diy
calm bottle/glitter jar
pretty lace windows
flower crown
cool knots
bracelet
gifts in a jar
tumblr/computer things
hella lot of backgrounds
hd space wallpapers
themes
more themes
snow code
tumblr keyboard shortcuts
deactivated theme
airplane window textures
emergency dashboard
gif tutorials
save audio posts
anon hate
idk just things
how to disappear online
body language and interrogation
cheap things to do in nyc
why people slip on ice
book about aliens invading earth and being fought off by wildlife
filipino legends/stories/etc
make yourself do the things and form good habits
different kinds of islamic head garments
fantasy/historical clothing
how the uk flag works
how to walk like a queen
logic flaws
life hacks
arts and crafts blogs
fruit charger??
helpful websites
jar won’t open life hack
find people you’ve met once
video and photo editor things
banana wins all the awards
useless websites
time wasters
life hacks again
read minds
things to remember
uncapitalize caps lock things
masterposts by other people
icanttellyoubutiknowitsmine 2014 masterpost
blacklistecl’s bad days masterpost
some tips
a masterpost of all the things
im5-official 2014 resource masterpost
abercrombier’s 2014 help post
random websites thing
things for when you’re sad
more things for when you’re sad
cute games
cute games again
again very sorry for the hella long post but maybe this’ll be useful to some of you

most useful masterpost ive ever come across

stomachachesfrank:

perchancetodance:

i’m so sorry i just need to organize my reference tag so warning for long post and organization system that only makes sense to me

writing

things i’d put under writing references but aren’t actually specifically for writing

movies/shows

food

beauty

health

college/education/school

music

sounds

art

typography

sewing/clothes

languages

communication

personality things

important things

being an adult

buy the things

general diy

tumblr/computer things

idk just things

masterposts by other people

again very sorry for the hella long post but maybe this’ll be useful to some of you

most useful masterpost ive ever come across

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

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September222014
mewiet:

It’s just, I was going through the River Song tag and I saw lies, so of course I had to deal with them.






The fact that the Doctor almost seems to treat her like a toy that he can just pick up and play with when he feels like it (when he lets her out of her cage).






When he lets her out? Do you even WATCH this show? Oh My Goddess! Let me quote you a thing:
“River Song can walk in and out of that prison like the walls aren’t there.” ~ The Doctor, “First Night”
With the exception of her very first night, The Doctor never “lets” River out. She just ups and leaves when she damn well chooses!
“The Pandorica Opens”: River escapes after the TARDIS forewards Churchill’s call to her.
“The Impossible Astronaut”: The Doctor sends River an invitation to Utah. He doesn’t have to “let her out” because she just starts packing - a thing that the guards are very familiar with - because The Doctor knows he doesn’t need to let her out because she can leave perfectly well on her own.
“A Good Man Goes to War”: River shows up at the end of the episode, ON HER OWN.
“First Night”: The second River shows up because she’s escaped without The Doctor’s knowledge and decides to piss off Sontarans for funsies.
“The Eternity Clock”: River escapes to go help The Doctor, even though he’s never even asked for her help.
“The Angels Take Manhattan”: The Doctor assumes that River has escaped from Stormcage yet again, because that’s what she does, but in fact she was pardoned ages ago.



Also, the fact that he doesn’t seem to care about her any where near how much she cares about him



Yeah, no. 
“Forest of the Dead”: He entrusted her with his name and there’s only one way he ever could.
“Journey’s End”: She’s one of the people he flashes back to as dying in his name.
“The Time of Angels”: He’s fucking ecstatic to see her on the monitor and bulldozes his way past Amy to catch River as she’s floating through the doors.
“Flesh and Stone”: He lovingly wraps his hand around River’s right before the lights go out. There was literally no need for that moment if he didn’t care.
“Day of the Moon”: He asks her to travel with him for the first time.
“Let’s Kill Hitler”: Even though he’s dying because of her, he does everything in his power to help her and stop the Tesselectra crew from hurting her. She’s furious when they try to make her suffer for killing him. She’s also the last person he wants to talk to before he dies.
“The Wedding of River Song”: He doesn’t have to marry her, he CHOOSES to marry her. Even though time is dying, he takes the time to marry her. Also, he goes on dates with her for “all of her nights.”
“First Night”: When he’s describing where he’s taking her, he describes it as “like daylight only magic.” The Doctor never does this. In fact, he hates it when people get sentimental and resort to magical terms over the scientific explanation, such as when Craig says he killed the Cybermen with love. But here we see him describing their first post-marriage date as “magic” and doing so completely giddy.
“First Night” / “Last Night”: He’s also genuinely terrified at the idea of the second River being dead.
“Last Night”: The impressed and crushed looks on his face (present and future) speak for themselves. “And you never will, River. Never, never.”
“The Angels Take Manhattan”: He asks her to travel with him for a second time, he wants to look good for her/impress her (usually it’s the companions who are trying to impress him), he initiates two kisses - one on her cheek and one on her hand, and he sacrifices his own regeneration energy to heal her hand. He’s never done that for anyone before.



the Doctor screamed at her to break her own wrist in order to get free. I’m sorry, but nobody should be forced to hurt themselves, especially by someone they care about.



I apologize for asking if you watch the show, because this quote proves you don’t! It’s beyond me how someone can be this willfully ignorant, but apparently you can, so I’ll just nix this with another actual quote:
“No! You get your wrist out! You get your wrist out without breaking it!” ~ The Doctor, “The Angels Take Manhattan”
In FACT, he tells her NOT to break her wrist. He literally REFUSES to break her wrist and leaves the room to show that he will not break it, insisting that River find another way to free herself from the Angel (an Angel which is too weak to send her back in time, since you apparently missed that too), withOUT breaking her wrist! What you claimed he said is a bold faced lie!
You lost all credibility from the start.

mewiet:

It’s just, I was going through the River Song tag and I saw lies, so of course I had to deal with them.

The fact that the Doctor almost seems to treat her like a toy that he can just pick up and play with when he feels like it (when he lets her out of her cage).

When he lets her out? Do you even WATCH this show? Oh My Goddess! Let me quote you a thing:

“River Song can walk in and out of that prison like the walls aren’t there.” ~ The Doctor, “First Night”

With the exception of her very first night, The Doctor never “lets” River out. She just ups and leaves when she damn well chooses!

  • “The Pandorica Opens”: River escapes after the TARDIS forewards Churchill’s call to her.
  • “The Impossible Astronaut”: The Doctor sends River an invitation to Utah. He doesn’t have to “let her out” because she just starts packing - a thing that the guards are very familiar with - because The Doctor knows he doesn’t need to let her out because she can leave perfectly well on her own.
  • “A Good Man Goes to War”: River shows up at the end of the episode, ON HER OWN.
  • “First Night”: The second River shows up because she’s escaped without The Doctor’s knowledge and decides to piss off Sontarans for funsies.
  • “The Eternity Clock”: River escapes to go help The Doctor, even though he’s never even asked for her help.
  • “The Angels Take Manhattan”: The Doctor assumes that River has escaped from Stormcage yet again, because that’s what she does, but in fact she was pardoned ages ago.

Also, the fact that he doesn’t seem to care about her any where near how much she cares about him

Yeah, no

  • “Forest of the Dead”: He entrusted her with his name and there’s only one way he ever could.
  • “Journey’s End”: She’s one of the people he flashes back to as dying in his name.
  • “The Time of Angels”: He’s fucking ecstatic to see her on the monitor and bulldozes his way past Amy to catch River as she’s floating through the doors.
  • “Flesh and Stone”: He lovingly wraps his hand around River’s right before the lights go out. There was literally no need for that moment if he didn’t care.
  • “Day of the Moon”: He asks her to travel with him for the first time.
  • “Let’s Kill Hitler”: Even though he’s dying because of her, he does everything in his power to help her and stop the Tesselectra crew from hurting her. She’s furious when they try to make her suffer for killing him. She’s also the last person he wants to talk to before he dies.
  • “The Wedding of River Song”: He doesn’t have to marry her, he CHOOSES to marry her. Even though time is dying, he takes the time to marry her. Also, he goes on dates with her for “all of her nights.”
  • “First Night”: When he’s describing where he’s taking her, he describes it as “like daylight only magic.” The Doctor never does this. In fact, he hates it when people get sentimental and resort to magical terms over the scientific explanation, such as when Craig says he killed the Cybermen with love. But here we see him describing their first post-marriage date as “magic” and doing so completely giddy.
  • “First Night” / “Last Night”: He’s also genuinely terrified at the idea of the second River being dead.
  • “Last Night”: The impressed and crushed looks on his face (present and future) speak for themselves. “And you never will, River. Never, never.”
  • “The Angels Take Manhattan”: He asks her to travel with him for a second time, he wants to look good for her/impress her (usually it’s the companions who are trying to impress him), he initiates two kisses - one on her cheek and one on her hand, and he sacrifices his own regeneration energy to heal her hand. He’s never done that for anyone before.

the Doctor screamed at her to break her own wrist in order to get free. I’m sorry, but nobody should be forced to hurt themselves, especially by someone they care about.

I apologize for asking if you watch the show, because this quote proves you don’t! It’s beyond me how someone can be this willfully ignorant, but apparently you can, so I’ll just nix this with another actual quote:

No! You get your wrist out! You get your wrist out without breaking it!” ~ The Doctor, “The Angels Take Manhattan”

In FACT, he tells her NOT to break her wrist. He literally REFUSES to break her wrist and leaves the room to show that he will not break it, insisting that River find another way to free herself from the Angel (an Angel which is too weak to send her back in time, since you apparently missed that too), withOUT breaking her wrist! What you claimed he said is a bold faced lie!

You lost all credibility from the start.

(via stfu-moffathaters)

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