April232014

french-teddy-bear:

#The very moment I lost my mind and started screeching like a pterodactyl

I watch Supernatural with my dad and for this entire scene he was watching me more than the television. When I saw Casa Erotica on the screen I started squealing and going “Please, please, please” and he was like “That’s porn….” and I was like “You don’t understand!” I think it amused him.

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April222014

this-67-impala:

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

no

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foodfamilyfood:

My Favorite: Crock Pot Sausage and Cheese Tortellini. Easiest Recipe Ever!
Click to check a cool blog!

foodfamilyfood:

My Favorite: Crock Pot Sausage and Cheese Tortellini. Easiest Recipe Ever!

Click to check a cool blog!

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onceuponatheatregeek:

wolf49:

bewvitched:

zillyhee:

andrewrourke:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

NO WHAT THE FUCK

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ill try it but i doubt it will hap-
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FUCK

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I revise my earlier statement.

this isn’t going to happen

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shit

Oh WOW it really happened!

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heckacute:

A good rule to follow is “The Ten Rule.” It’s where you don’t call somebody before before ten AM or after ten PM unless you have seen each other naked. 

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Four types of reactions on Sherlock being alive

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songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

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klokateercatlady:

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

SJW’s. 

So, I wish we could, as a society, just decide what terms we like and stick with it. For religion, sexual orientation, gender identity, race, sex…. And i’m not saying this because I want to erase anyones identity, I’m saying this because I would like to be able to be respectful but that doesn’t seem to be possible.

For example, the issue of race: Talking with someone and referring to a friend as african american  and getting lecture because she’s not african American, she jamaican american. Okay, awesome. Understood, my bad. But not everyone is jamaican american so that’s obviously not a good choice. Move onto the term black. Nope, got yelled at and called a racist for using the term black. Strike that one. Move onto trying ‘dark-skinned’ and get called a bigot for being uncomfortable using the word black and for not using african american. Then I just avoid eluding to race all together and get called a bigot for not acknowledging someones race.

And yet, if I straight up ask what term they’d prefer, I get called a racist for focusing on race.

I just…I don’t even know anymore. I’ve had the same problem in the LGBT community when it comes to terms and it just drives me bonkers.

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April212014

allurious:

some of excentrique’s summer ‘11 collection; the librarian.

I want the last two!

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alicebutts:

surfacage:

do you ever have that feeling….

technology makes everything imaginary, my friend

NEVER HAS THERE BEEN A MORE RELEVANT POST!!!!!

OMG so I have a 89 year technophobic grandmother. And the year I got a kindle she spent the better part of three hours glaring at it. She didn’t say anything just glared at it between watching a PBS documentary about the most boring parts of WWII. Eventually she got up and leaves the room for a few minutes and when she comes back she drops a really heavy book on my legs and tells me to “read a real book”. Of course I was like “Nana, this is a book. See? Words. Story. Chapters”. This downgraded very quickly to a lectur about the downfall of society and how she was lucky to get books growing up and I’m ungrateful or…something….This is the same grandmother who told me I can’t trust GPS because it’s not a real map, turned it off, and then promptly got us lost for an hour and a half…

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becausebirds:

A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.

Penguin Nils Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King’s Guard since 1972.

Over the years, he has been promoted through the ranks after being adopted by Royal Guard who visited the zoo.

During the ceremony, Nils had a sword dubbed on each side of his head, where his shoulders should be, to confirm his regimental knighthood.

The proud penguin was on his best behavior throughout most of the ceremony, but shortly before the ritual was concluded and possibly suffering a bout of nerves he was seen to deposit a discreet white puddle on the ground.

Sir Nils Olav the penguin.

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eternal-floette:

How long until the 15 year olds take over this post with their garbage

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In Islam, Satan is identified as the single angel who, setting himself apart from all other angelic beings, refused God’s command to bow down before Adam on the day of his creation. When questioned by the Creator as to why he disobeyed, the Devil answered that he bowed down solely to the Divine, not to any of the created. Unrepentant, he also argued that God’s will determines all things, so it would not have been possible for him to refuse God’s command unless God himself had allowed him to do so.

For this, he was banished from Heaven and was taken away from the presence of God. No more does the eye of God enlighten him; no more will the touch of God give him joy.

But in spite of this punishment, he has never lost his love for God.

He alone, of all beings in the cosmos, loves God without gain, without hope, without even the possibility of feeling loved in return. Thus, seen objectively, this unrequited love is the most pure of any. The Devil serves without reward.

Even while bearing the burden of eternal separation, the Devil has taken on the thankless and usually misunderstood task of creating obstacles for human beings. What few realize is that, through rising above these obstacles, we are able to rise where he cannot go, stepping over him in our ascent toward our own higher natures. The Devil toughens us, forces us to remain awake, an offers lessons as no other angel can. Would we ever have learned to walk if our parents had continued to carry us everywhere? Our troubles and temptations, even if truly given to us by the Devil, are still ultimately gifts of God.

Ibrahimu (via ubuntuliberation)

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