October32014
eridonkidonk:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

I’d pay more than 17,000 dollars to stay an hour in this ballpit

eridonkidonk:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

I’d pay more than 17,000 dollars to stay an hour in this ballpit

(Source: funnyandhilarious, via whovianus)

345134
3PM

rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

(via cottoncandypink)

220870
3PM
worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

(via celestialvixen)

225208
10AM

Anonymous said: Sherlock shy /embarrassed in front of john kink rec please 😘

kinklock:

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1AM
kittymsmith:

theletteraesc:

fuchsimeon:

beccabummie:

all-four-cheekbones:

oldfuckingsport:

iminmypants:

mlletimelord:

castielcampbell:

death-limes:

muffinass:

and in that moment, the entire movie theater burst into tears

i think this was the moment that made most of us despise umbridge more than voldemort

most of us?! don’t you mean ALL of us?? I don’t think even Voldemort liked this bitch!

No one likes Umbridge.

I heard, one time, a dementor kissed her and IT died

Voldemort committed genocide, but Umbridge dared to be female while she abused her power. 

The point isn’t that Umbridge was worse than Voldemort; it’s that everyone hates her more. And I think it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything with being the sort of cruel most of us have actually experienced.
I mean, look at Voldemort. He’s basically Wizard Hitler, which is, obviously, an incredibly terrible thing to be. But most people—especially the younger people in Harry Potter’s target audience—have not had their parents murdered by a xenophobic cult leader. Nor have they fought for their lives against giant snakes, been kidnapped for dark rituals, or watched numerous friends die in front of them. Voldemort’s crimes are numerous, but they’re distant and fantastical, like hearing about a serial killer on the news.
But they have had that one teacher who inflicts extra punishments just because they don’t like you. They’ve complained to parents and authorities only to be ignored. They’ve sat through pointless classes and been silenced when they criticize. Umbridge is that teacher we all hated because she made our lives miserable and we were powerless to stop her. And as we grow out of school, there are still people in positions of power who act like her. The manager who denies your schedule requests and penalizes you for invented infractions. That customer who complains to corporate because their scam didn’t work, and the corporate decision to listen to their story. Cops performing illegal searches because they know you don’t have any proof.
Yes, torturing and killing numerous people is worse than terrorizing a handful of schoolchildren, but Voldemort is the bad guy in a fairy tale. Umbridge is personal.

*drops the mic*

Voldemort is the villain we never hope to face.
Umbridge is the villain we face every day.

It’s the banality of Umbridge’s evil that does it for me. She’s the evil of absolute order, sadism that masks itself behind doilies and cute kitten pictures. She’s the purity of institutional power, absolutely pristine and spotless because her pink furniture and lace cover up the blood she’s spilled—the blood she sees as necessary to the preservation of order and her power.
And, y’know, I always knew Harry would defeat Voldemort. Probably at some kind of cost because Hero Narrative, but that’s how these stories work. 
I was not entirely certain that Umbridge wouldn’t win.

When I was reading the series this woman literally made me throw the book at the wall. She is so much like a teachers I’ve had and friends and people I’ve met. I wanted to scream and punch the wall the more she was in the book. Voldemort might have frustrated me, but Umbridge literally made me physically ill.

I think my issue was Umbridge was that her evil was institutional. Voldemort was a criminal. I do not like criminals but no one likes criminals (well, except a few people who fall in love with serial criminals). It’s assumed that they will get their comeuppance one day.But Umbridge. Umbridge was evil in a way that is harder to pin down. She’s the systematic unfairness that is hard to go up against. I mean, she was given permission to be the way she was, to do the things she did. Voldemort broke the law. Umbridge /was/ the law. And I hated her more not because she was a woman or even because of the calibre of her misdeeds…but because her misdeeds were sanctioned by others in power and there was nothing anyone else can do.They could fight Voldemort because everyone knew he was wrong. He took his power by force. Umbridge was given her power. And look what she did in the 7th book! Voldemort was a murderer—there is no denying the was worse. But look at what Umbridge did, the witchhunts she held and the lives she destroyed. And she did with government support and permission. Fudge garnered similar hate during the fifth book for much the same reason: using his power to do harm. We just saw less of him so he didn’t get as much hate as Umbridge who we saw a lot of in book 5 and 7.

kittymsmith:

theletteraesc:

fuchsimeon:

beccabummie:

all-four-cheekbones:

oldfuckingsport:

iminmypants:

mlletimelord:

castielcampbell:

death-limes:

muffinass:

and in that moment, the entire movie theater burst into tears

i think this was the moment that made most of us despise umbridge more than voldemort

most of us?! don’t you mean ALL of us?? I don’t think even Voldemort liked this bitch!

No one likes Umbridge.

I heard, one time, a dementor kissed her and IT died

Voldemort committed genocide, but Umbridge dared to be female while she abused her power. 

The point isn’t that Umbridge was worse than Voldemort; it’s that everyone hates her more. And I think it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything with being the sort of cruel most of us have actually experienced.

I mean, look at Voldemort. He’s basically Wizard Hitler, which is, obviously, an incredibly terrible thing to be. But most people—especially the younger people in Harry Potter’s target audience—have not had their parents murdered by a xenophobic cult leader. Nor have they fought for their lives against giant snakes, been kidnapped for dark rituals, or watched numerous friends die in front of them. Voldemort’s crimes are numerous, but they’re distant and fantastical, like hearing about a serial killer on the news.

But they have had that one teacher who inflicts extra punishments just because they don’t like you. They’ve complained to parents and authorities only to be ignored. They’ve sat through pointless classes and been silenced when they criticize. Umbridge is that teacher we all hated because she made our lives miserable and we were powerless to stop her. And as we grow out of school, there are still people in positions of power who act like her. The manager who denies your schedule requests and penalizes you for invented infractions. That customer who complains to corporate because their scam didn’t work, and the corporate decision to listen to their story. Cops performing illegal searches because they know you don’t have any proof.

Yes, torturing and killing numerous people is worse than terrorizing a handful of schoolchildren, but Voldemort is the bad guy in a fairy tale. Umbridge is personal.

*drops the mic*

Voldemort is the villain we never hope to face.

Umbridge is the villain we face every day.

It’s the banality of Umbridge’s evil that does it for me. She’s the evil of absolute order, sadism that masks itself behind doilies and cute kitten pictures. She’s the purity of institutional power, absolutely pristine and spotless because her pink furniture and lace cover up the blood she’s spilled—the blood she sees as necessary to the preservation of order and her power.

And, y’know, I always knew Harry would defeat Voldemort. Probably at some kind of cost because Hero Narrative, but that’s how these stories work. 

I was not entirely certain that Umbridge wouldn’t win.

When I was reading the series this woman literally made me throw the book at the wall. She is so much like a teachers I’ve had and friends and people I’ve met. I wanted to scream and punch the wall the more she was in the book. Voldemort might have frustrated me, but Umbridge literally made me physically ill.

I think my issue was Umbridge was that her evil was institutional. Voldemort was a criminal. I do not like criminals but no one likes criminals (well, except a few people who fall in love with serial criminals). It’s assumed that they will get their comeuppance one day.

But Umbridge. Umbridge was evil in a way that is harder to pin down. She’s the systematic unfairness that is hard to go up against. I mean, she was given permission to be the way she was, to do the things she did. Voldemort broke the law. Umbridge /was/ the law. And I hated her more not because she was a woman or even because of the calibre of her misdeeds…but because her misdeeds were sanctioned by others in power and there was nothing anyone else can do.

They could fight Voldemort because everyone knew he was wrong. He took his power by force. Umbridge was given her power. And look what she did in the 7th book! Voldemort was a murderer—there is no denying the was worse. But look at what Umbridge did, the witchhunts she held and the lives she destroyed. And she did with government support and permission.

Fudge garnered similar hate during the fifth book for much the same reason: using his power to do harm. We just saw less of him so he didn’t get as much hate as Umbridge who we saw a lot of in book 5 and 7.

(Source: lucaei, via he-who-must-not-be-cockblocked)

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1PM

anti-feminist-rayquaza:

bastardlybrendan:

social-darwin-awards:

misandryisalie:

kuroba101:

dinaslappel:

sure was cold last night. good thing we had trash to burn for warmth

While I disapprove of book burning in general, in this case…

This is a book by Christina Hoff Sommers, a woman who has been involved in feminism and feminist academia her entire life. She is a feminist. This book talks about the bias against boys in school (for example: boys are more likely to drop out and greatly lag when it comes to literacy).

Also the minute you start to support book burning, congratulations, you are now an oppressive and authoritarian group.

Femenheit 451.

Do you ever think, like putting aside all the Tumblr bullshit and the obsession with gender politics on this website alone, do you ever just look at people like this and feel confused about how they live their life.

Like this person is so obsessed in whatever ignorant mindset they hold that they saw this book and immediately set in motion a series of events for their entire day where they would buy this book and ensure their camera is charged. They would then rip it up, while taking photos and light it on fire and put it into a fire smiling and put it on the internet. They planned out this entire thing.
This isn’t Mein Kampf.
This isn’t some controversial book calling for the extermination of a gender or euthanasia. 
It’s literally some mild critique by a feminist about how dodgy policies from over-zealous feminism can end up harming people rather than helping.
This person is so wrapped up in whatever self-righteousness they possess and so desperate for the approval of whatever circle they’re in on Tumblr that they decided they would burn this book, probably without reading it, and take pictures to show off that they’re so stupid and insecure about their own views that they’d sooner burn anything that questions them.

I dunno about you but I’m really just confused about how you could plan out these actions over the course of a day and not sit and think to yourself “wow I’m behaving in a completely irrational manner”. 

dinaslappel How does it feel knowing you’re one the most disgusting people on the planet?

32349
2AM

briannacherrygarcia:

More toned paper sketches! Done with Col-Erase pencil, ebony pencil, white colored pencil, and gouache. 

(via thedoctorsherlockedmyheart)

27034
2AM
paintbrushgirl24:

horusss:

angelicatherubiks:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

capitalistjesus:

ewwehaine:

nerdyandawesome:

itswibblywobblyin221b:

because everyone needs a time vortex on their blog

True

take a shot each time a hipster blog reblogs this

die of alcohol poisoning

it represents the spiraling and infinite black vortex of the soul

*shot*

and in that moment i swear we were wibbly-wobbly

And time wimey

paintbrushgirl24:

horusss:

angelicatherubiks:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

capitalistjesus:

ewwehaine:

nerdyandawesome:

itswibblywobblyin221b:

because everyone needs a time vortex on their blog

True

take a shot each time a hipster blog reblogs this

die of alcohol poisoning

it represents the spiraling and infinite black vortex of the soul

*shot*

and in that moment i swear we were wibbly-wobbly

And time wimey

(Source: , via onna4)

216835
2AM
gainesm:

tristianmakhai:

23devil:

4gifs:

[video]

he is not a fan

That cat has a far more dignified expression than when people try Vegimite.

 I guess Marmite didn’t hit the spot.

gainesm:

tristianmakhai:

23devil:

4gifs:

[video]

he is not a fan

That cat has a far more dignified expression than when people try Vegimite.

I guess Marmite didn’t hit the spot.

(Source: ForGIFs.om, via rosesama35)

86652
12AM

knightarcana:

fuckyeahplussizealternatives:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

maahammy:

jadethemerman:

July 28th, 2014: Out and about in New York City

How problematic

im gonna fuckin throw up

Okay, okay calm down, people.

While you are all losing your mind over ‘cultural appropriation” of an Indian dress, nobody actually consulted THE INDIANS. 

In our country, if a foreigner wears an Indian saree, we actually appreciate it. It shows that the foreigner respects us enough to try our clothes. And the saree, mind you, is not a religious thing. Hindus can wear sarees, Muslims can wear sarees, Sikh’s can wear sarees, Jain’s can wear sarees and so on.

Like Americans have short dresses, compare that with sarees. Going to a party? Saree. Going to temple? Saree, and so on.

Some Indians wear it, some don’t. Some hate it and think its oppressing, some love embracing the unique style.

Point is, don’t hate on her for wearing this. Don’t hate on anyone for wearing sarees or any variations of sarees. We love to see others embracing our culture. Why do you think we open our gates to allow everyone to practice yoga and find spiritual meaning?

Culture is not meant to be kept within four walls, it should be spread.

I did not know this. That is really interesting to find out. Thanks for the information.

"Culture is not meant to be kept within four walls, it should be spread."

(Source: ladyxgaga, via candyforastronauts)

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October12014
laughhard:


I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

(via lovelikedestiel)

63348
2AM
lochnesie:

marauders4evr:

indigo-night-wisp:

darlinghogwarts:

captbexx:

Draco and Teddy ^-^

DRACO IS WEARING A WEASLEY SWEATER

I want him to be forcibly adopted into the Weasley family. I don’t even care for what reason. I just want him to be dragged to the Burrow one Christmas and presented with a Weasley sweater of his very own, and he grouches and grumps and generally is a little snot as usual, but he wears it and that’s good enough for Molly.

Is anyone else going to mention the mug!?

des-petites-choses

lochnesie:

marauders4evr:

indigo-night-wisp:

darlinghogwarts:

captbexx:

Draco and Teddy ^-^

DRACO IS WEARING A WEASLEY SWEATER

I want him to be forcibly adopted into the Weasley family. I don’t even care for what reason. I just want him to be dragged to the Burrow one Christmas and presented with a Weasley sweater of his very own, and he grouches and grumps and generally is a little snot as usual, but he wears it and that’s good enough for Molly.

Is anyone else going to mention the mug!?
des-petites-choses

(via lovelikedestiel)

52925
2AM

Roleplay anyone?

Anyone want to do a long term, multi-para destiel with me? Also open to possible sabriel but would prefer destiel…e-mail me at dhaika1989@gmail.com please!

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